thESPa is staffed with a full-time PLEASURE ACTIVIST that will resond to your every desire and whim, often utilizing telepathic techniques to divine your sublimated wishes.
Our exclusive private Spa offers the ultimate in pampering and individual service. We:
- encourage relaxation
- ease tensions
- rejuvenate the body and soul
- offer a truly indulgent experience
Meals, massages, entertainment services, fantasy realization - these are just some of the services are staff will employ to make you experience Heavan on Earth. Our Luxury Packages may be experienced for two hours to weekly rates. Come indulge yourself with our:
- exceptional amenities
- world class service
- guided by a painstaking attention to detail and service
- wrap you in luxury and comfort
thESPa's PLEASURE ACTIVIST recently concluded a European tour discerning the latest breakthroughs on the indulgence front. Click below to see:
- the latest smoking services
- breakthrough recreational proclivities
- state of the art communication services
- the latest dance moves
- the oldest dance moves
- new facial techniques
- tempting culinary techniques
- demolition pyrotechnics
- state of the art command center
- full service libation centre
- a well-rounded menu
- staffed by certified dipsomaniacs
- we'll get rid of your scowl
- world class champagne service
- relaxing amenities
- fun for the whole family
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Feel free to email us to set up your appointment.
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