Your name went on a list when the server sent you this web page. Also your phone number, citizenship, blood-type, birth or baptizmal certificate if available, and last six months worth of search-engine requests. So it's basically too late now anyway.

The rumor that keystroke monitors have been placed in your computer's firmware, or that massive data-mining activities are underway against U.S. citizens, are false and without foundation. People who spread rumors like that, only do it to demoralize our troops, because they despise our traditions and hate our way of life. Lucky for them irresponsible criticism isn't a crime. Or they might just find themselves on their way to Afghanistan, if you catch my drift.

But enough from me. Go ahead express yourself. Feel free.

Your friend,

Dick Cheney